I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize
