So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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