he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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