i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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