I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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