All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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