Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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