I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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