come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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