also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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