Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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