i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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