I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Randomize
