I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This beer is not sobering me up at all
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Less talking, more tequila
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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