like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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