Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she pinky promised me she was 18
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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