how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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