She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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