Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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