Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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