I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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