i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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