Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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