I never want to see another naked old woman again.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Terrible idea I love it
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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