okay pat passed out under dana's car
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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