So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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