chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
operation have a gay friend backfired
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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