i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize