Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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