so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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