This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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