You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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