The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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