used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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