we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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