I got chris browned last night
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Randomize
