escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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