discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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