so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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