the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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