Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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