In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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