I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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