sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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