She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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