what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
