I just made out with a guy for $7.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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