There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Life is so much better after having sex.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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