I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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