found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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