oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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