i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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