Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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