I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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