no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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