I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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