Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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