Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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