I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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