Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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