just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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